Sarah Palin Gets a Real Job (Almost)
January 12th, 2010 by Fierce Bob | No Comments | Filed in Don't Start With MeTo nobody’s surprise, Fox News announced this week that it is hiring the irrepressibly perky Sarah “Quitter” Palin as a political commentator. Evidently, they don’t feel that Glenn Beck’s show is enough to meet their audience’s need for sheer goofball nonsense. So they’re bringing in the big gun.
Sarah’s invaluable contributions started right away. Just check out the following excerpt from the official announcement:
“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News,” Palin said in a statement posted on the network’s Web site. “It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news,” she quipped.
Folks, this is the kind of hilarity that has cemented Palin’s reputation as one of the funniest unintentional comedians working today. She’s a hoot and a half, if you ask me.
Fox News Commentator is the perfect job for her. It will allow her to pretend to be thoughtful, and to make inane statements about the issues of the day, without having to face any pressure or cross questioning from those Liberal Media Elites who might expect her to actually make sense. She’ll be able to critique the job performance of those who have real responsibilities, without having to take on any herself.
I, for one, could not be happier. I’m certain that in her new role, Former Half-Term Governor Palin will provide us all with big laughs for years to come. Until she quits.

