Monthly Archives: April 2009

I’d Rather Be Waterboarding

Posted on April 26, 2009 by Fierce Bob

Amazingly, the controversy continues to rage over whether the Obama administration is manly enough to deal with terrorists, given the President’s decision to abide by multiple international agreements our nation signed onto decades ago, and the bounds of common humanity. … Continue reading →

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Say It Isn’t So!

Posted on April 25, 2009 by Fierce Bob

By now, I’m sure almost nobody has missed the video of Susan Boyle appearing on Britain’s got talent. This frumpy, impossibly ancient woman (47! who knew humans could live that long?), who looks as though she’s having a bad hair … Continue reading →

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News Flash

Posted on April 1, 2009 by Fierce Bob

I probably shouldn’t tell you this, since by announcing the news here I will be preempting President Obama. But I’m too excited to keep it to myself. I, Fierce Bob, am going to be appointed Treasury Secretary later today. The … Continue reading →

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