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Unravelling

As I watch the McCain campaign lurch around the country, with the candidate trying to adopt a respectful tone while at the same time launching a million robocalls to warn voters about how dangerous Barack Obama is, I am struck … Continue reading

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Odd Ends

I’ll warn you right now. I have no idea where this post is going to go. I do know that it won’t be solely about politics, of which at this point I am getting thoroughly sick. I mean, is it … Continue reading

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McCain Campaign Plans New Attacks

War Victim John McCain and his minions have spent the past few weeks calling Barack Obama a risky choice, too negative, and a liar. Meanwhile, Celebrity Governor Palin has accused him of being a guy who won’t answer the tough … Continue reading

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Country First? After the Election, Maybe

In yesterday’s debate, War Victim John McCain repeated some claims that he has been making at each stop on the campaign trail. Most notably, at separate points he said, “I know how to fix the economy,” and “I know how … Continue reading

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How Many Mavericks?

Here’s a quick one for you. Q – How many mavericks does it take to change a lightbulb? A – Lipstick! If you can come up with a better, or even an alternative punchline, feel free to comment. Meanwhile, order … Continue reading

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Enough is enough!

I don’t know about you, but I’ve pretty much had it with listening to War Victim John McCain. “I know how to win wars,” and “I know how to fix the economy.” How did he learn how to win wars? … Continue reading

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John McCain: Reformer by Proxy

I just found out something huge. I was just reviewing the tape of John McCain on The View, from last week. On that tape, he says something amazing about Celebrity Governor Sarah Palin. First, Barbara Walters and he agree that … Continue reading

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Liberal Media Bias? So What?

The brilliant idea underlying the Republicans’ overall political strategy for the past couple of decades is a consistent two-pronged strategy for dealing with the media. First, denigrate your opponent’s character non-stop, while holding your candidate up as an embodiment of … Continue reading

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The Changeling

Many people were surprised when John McCain’s speech at the Republican National Convention was all about change. But see, there’s a change right there. From dismissing Barack Obama’s calls for change as being “empty,” McCain switched to making truly empty … Continue reading

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